Here’s to the ladies, more precious than gold,
Here’s to the modest and likewise the bold,
Here’s to the aged, old grandmother, dear,
Here’s to the maid who’s old and grown queer.
Here’s to the maiden who’s happy and gay,
Here’s to the girl who will dance night and day,
Here’s to the maid with a bosom of ice,
Here’s to the girl who will kiss a man twice.
Here’s to the brunette, the freckled and fair,
Here’s to the blonde with blue eyes and white hair,
Here’s to the maid with complexion like snow,
Here’s to old Dinah as black as a crow.
Here’s to the lady and here’s to the lass,
Here’s to the lady who’s greener than grass,
Here’s to the sweetheart, and here’s to the beau,
Here’s to the lad who can reap, plough or sow.
Here’s to the maiden who’s rosy and fat,
Here’s to the miser, more like a starved cat,
Here’s to the lean, stout, long, slim and tall,
God bless their dear hearts, we’ll toast to them all.
9Here’s to the maiden who’s dimples we prize,
Here’s to the girl with a pair of black eyes,
Here’s to the housewife all cumbered with care,
Here’s to the girl with the bonny red hair.
Here’s to the servant and here’s to the king,
Here’s to the ladies that happiness bring,
Here’s to the dandy and here’s to the queen,
I’ll toast to you all, I’ll not go it mean.
Here’s to the aged and here’s to the young,
Here’s to the maid with a little short tongue,
Here’s to the gossip though feeble and frail,
Tongue on a swizel and long as a rail.
Here’s to the widow and here’s to the maid,
Here’s to the woman of work not afraid,
Here’s to the girl who can laugh, sing or sigh,
Here’s to the maid with false teeth and one eye.
Here’s to the lady who’s over-refined,
All banged in the head and bustle behind,
God bless them, we love them, they’re handsome and fair,
Even when made up with cotton and hair.
Here’s to the mother of one little boy,
Here’s to his papa who’s filled full of joy,
Here’s to the man who’s nary a son,
Here’s to the father of twenty and one.
Here’s to the babies, the sweet little dears,
Here’s to their parents who shed silent tears,
Here’s to the maid with a heart full of woe,
Here’s to the lass who can say yes or no.
10Here’s to our cousins, our uncles and aunts,
Here’s to the boy with his first pair of pants,
Here’s to the youth whom many boys know,
Who looks in the glass to see his hair grow.
Here’s to the man, too honest to cheat,
Here’s to the butcher who sells us good meat,
May he live long and happy with plentiful store,
And when we’re all hungry, stop at our door.
Here’s to our parents, we speak it with cheer,
Of all of our kindred we love them most dear,
They nursed and they watched us in childhood and youth,
They guided our footsteps in justice and truth.
Here’s to the man without any wife,
May he soon take a partner to comfort his life,
Here’s to his children whenever they come,
They’ll make him more noise than Hessey’s big drum.
Here’s to the man with his millions of cash,
Here’s to the beggar who begs for his hash,
Here’s to the man who has plenty to give,
Here’s to the man who works hard to live.
Here’s to the doctor and here’s to the priest,
Here’s to the heathen far out in the east,
Here’s to the lawyer and here’s to the judge,
Here’s to the devil who owes them a grudge.
Here’s to the statesman who’s honest and true,
Here’s to the sheriff who hung old Guiteau,
11Here’s to the Giant and Commodore Dot,
Here’s to the people whom I’ve forgot.
Here’s to the pilgrims—our father’s band,—
Who crossed the wide ocean to free us a land,
Here’s to their courage, the world it outstrips,
Here’s to the heroes of Seventy-six.
Here’s to the soldiers who battled the foe,
And death, death to treason as you all know,
Here’s to the sailors, those noble jack tars,
So nobly they fought for the stripes and the stars.
Here’s to the boys who fell in the strife,
To save us a nation each gave his own life;
Here’s to the sailors who bleach on the surf,
Here’s to the soldiers who sleep ’neath the turf.
Here’s to our Lincoln—although he is dead,
And calmly he rests in his green, mossy bed,—
His earthly career, although it is passed,
On history’s pages forever will last.
Here’s to our country, sweet land of the free,
Here’s to our nation’s great liberty tree,
Here’s to our banner to freedom unfurled,
Here’s to our eagle, king bird of the world.
Here’s to our Union, as firm as the hills,
Here’s to the rivers that turn the great mills,
Here’s to our mountains of silver and gold,
Our riches and power can never be told.
12Here’s to our party—our friends with the rest,—
And here’s to the people we each love best,
May we live in the future like lambs of one flock,
And all work together like the works of a clock.
And now I will stop, I’ve toasted to all,
Our country, our banner, the great and the small,
So now I will bid you a friendly adieu,
Three roaring cheers for the Red, White and Blue!